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Hangover Cure Test 3

May 26th, 2009
By: John Fujimoto

It was a wild night. It started low-key with dinner and some wine for a friend's birthday and ended with me being quite inebriated at 39 Hotel for Tie Me Up hosted by Timo. Great music, great friends, great drinks...a recipe for me to sit back with any of Jackie's drink concoctions and have myself a merry time.

But as a reminder of the great night past, the next morning left me feeling a little less than ideal...especially, with a big day ahead, hosting a small wine dinner and then Bat Cave, DJ Nocturna's new event at the Living Room. I needed a surefire hangover cure to solve this one!

Now the logic here would be to test Timo's hangover cure, "Weed and sex." (considering she was at least, in part, responsible for this hangover in the first place). Yet, as many people can attest to, I left 39 Hotel alone and thus did not have access to either option. I guess I have to test Timo's hangover cure another time.

So for this hangover cure test I am going to rely on the only available bitch I know.

Hangover Cure Test (Part 3)
Nicole and Monchi, Midweek
"Snuggling with Monchi."
Severity of hangover: 5/10
Symptoms: Major fatigue, moderate headache, moderate dizziness, mild dehydration.

The problem with completing this hangover cure test is that I do not know Nicole and could not submit my request in "renting" Monchi for the day. So I had to settle with my Toy Fox Terrier mix, Caramel (pictures on the DST forums).

Now, Caramel is not the snuggling type...and neither am I...at least with animals or stuffed versions of animals. So we ended up spending a couple hours watching TV in bed...Scrubs and then Mission Impossible 3.

Of course I felt fine while relaxing in my comfy bed, but I feared what would happen when I had to get up and make my trek through the day.

I went to get my haircut at noon and then for a grocery run at Whole Foods. Surprisingly, I felt absolutely fine. No hangover symptoms whatsoever; no dehydration, fatigue, headache. Wow, maybe this hangover cure was a stunning success...or maybe it was the waffles, water, and Tylenol I ingested just 30 minutes prior to departing my house. We may never know what fully cured this hangover, but I'll let all of you be the judge...

Overall grade of Hangover Cure: 1/10

More Hangover Cure Tests to come.

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