O Hi O

ElAngryMexican · Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 5:58 am Post subject: O Hi O

Back in October of 2001, I was lead Engineer for a 5 state Telecomm project. It was pretty cool, I met a lot of cool people, and I partied with some of the most beautiful women.

On the night before Thanksgiving, I was partying at Moores in Bryan, Ohio (local pub/restaurant) where I met this cool chic from San Diego, she was there visiting her Fiancees family and setting up wedding arrangements. I had a blast hanging with this girl and her friends. The next part is where it gets interesting.

I ended meeting this dude named Greg, decent guy, hella cool, we had a lot in common. He invited me to go to Pierres in Indiana (7 clubs/1 cover) which wasnt too far from where we were at. So we set that up for Saturday night. Turns out homie lives in backwood Ohio and it took me forever and a day to get there. By the time I got there it was close to midnite and we wouldnt have made it out on time. So we decided to go to a place named Lakers (because it was on a lake)

I met 2 of the local hotties that night and these girls were all up on me. I guess maybe Mexicans are a commodity there Rolling Eyes

LOL. So here I am negotiating a threesome (they werent digging Greg) when Greg asks me to take him home and leave the 2 skanks. Figuring he told me this because he knew the women there better than I did and that he was looking out for me I agreed, I didnt wanna dip my stick into a bad well.

I took him home and planned on driving back to where I was staying. When I got back to his place, he told me to spend the night there he had an extra bed and I could drive better in the morning after some rest. I was cool with it and went in.

For some reason I got wierded out as soon as I did. So I sat down on his couch and was looking for a way out. He said "Oh you wanna chat" I mean seriously WTF kind of guy says"chat" to another guy? We went off talking about fitness and I asked him if it was cool to be a track coach looking at barley legal girls shaking their booties in front of him and the fucker wouldnt reply. (More cause for suspicion)

The fucker reaches over and tries to touch my stomach. I fucking freaked. I got up and the guy got up to and asked me to sit down. I figured it could easily be a mishap and sat back down. So then we start talking about women (My favorite subject) and I talk about the girl I had just broken off my relationship with in Cali (Martha) his reply was Martha this, Martha that... Then again, he tries to touch my hand, I almost knocked this fucker out, figuring that I was in Ohio and I didnt know the states laws on gay bashing I chose to get up and walk out of his house using the excuse that I needed a dip. (Yes I dipped at one point in time)

The Door...
Was locked, not just the turn lock, but also the deadbolt, was I fucking stuck in this fuckers house? As I am scrambling to get out, he says, "Dont let the locked door stop you". Now why was his door locked? When we had left his place before, I asked if he wanted me to lock his door, he told me that part of Ohio was so safe you could leave you door unlocked for weeks and no one would intrude. As soon as I managed to prop that door open I ran to my truck and popped smoke.

I drove out of there as fast as I could, I ended up in backwoods Indiana called my best friend Mike. I had to make sure that I wasnt giving off a vibe that made me attract gay men. He WTFPwnd me for it, didnt let me live it down the whole night and when I got back to Cali he clowned me for it.

The Next Day...
It took me four hours to find my way back to Bryan, Ohio. I was able to shower and make it to work an hour prior to needing to be there (we were working 12hrs a day, 7d a week). Mike called my boy Dave, told him about it and Dave told the crew I was teaching Telecomm work to about the previous nights experience, these guys clowned the hell out of me. I freaked out when one of them got too close to me and nearly clocked him.

Needless to say I am not Homophobic, it was just a matter of me being traumatized over some dude trying to make a move on me. I have some great friends that are gay, some awesome lesbian friends that school me on women. Everyone chooses what lifestyle they will live. But for me it will always be Chicks, not Dicks.

Feel free to clown as you please.
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Hasta los huevos