"Hi, any specials tonight?"
"NO!!"
"Can i open a tab out here?"
-sour stare
"Whats the minimum?"
"There IS no minimum!! And i cant close your tab right now!! Look around!"
What the hell? I didnt want to close it anyway... But now you get NOTHING!
I dont think being a little nicer is too much to ask. Cant do it? Fake it!
